Friday, November 18, 2005

10 Reasons Episode Three will be better than Episode Two

We're only about 3 weeks from the premiere of Episode Three (Cue Joe running, crying, and screaming), and already I see a marked improvement over what we've done with Episode Two. To add to the hype that we can never hope to top on Dec. 7th, I'm going to present 10 reasons Under New Management will be just as good, if not better than Now, The Hard Part:

- This plot will really suck you in. A lot of storylines are going to be resolved, and whole host of 'em are going to be opened...and someone's not coming back.
- Yes, Virginia, the Jesuits are back and better than ever. Joe laughed out loud in the computer lab and freaked out a lot of people while reading it.
- Better locations. No longer will we be staging scenes in three places only. We're bustin' out, baby.
- A tripod. Sweet mercy, at last.
- The basketball team is better than ever. We just wind up Dudley and let him run.
- Dan McDonald has a padawan learner.
- Woody is put in a situation you would never expect.
- Father Don starts putting it down.
- A soundtrack made specifically for the last scenes of the episode.
- Ninjas.
- I might be lying about that last one.

Cheers to you and yours,
Woody Tondorf


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